Bergqvistism is a new school of economic thought that suggests a centrally controlled inflation and interest rates. £10 is £10, so let’s keep it that way. Banks these days are too complicted, with different interest rates and ISAs. I just want to access my money and that’s all. The government should stop inflation. Remember, WE SET THE MONEY.

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created by John Bergqvist.

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(And in which journal of economics can I find this remarkable new paradigm, John? You know, in case I want to research what I’m signing up to. What’s that? You haven’t quite got around to publishing it yet? - Ed.)