February 2012
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please sign and help stop children getting bit by...
With your help we can help stop children getting hurt by staffys. There is two many children across the uk getting bit not just by staffys but with you help we could stop it thanks
Created by Michelle Bradburn
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give Palestine back
we want Palestine back, we dont really need a petition as it was ours at first
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created by Zakir Chowdhary.
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Scrap the "taxing" tax system for a flat £18.40...
The UK population is around 60,000,000, the Governments income from all taxes is around £650 billion per year. This equates to an average tax of just under £11 per person, per year. Very roughly rounded up, there are12 million people under the age of 16 (so we’ll assume they don’t earn much!), 2.7 million unemployed and another 10 million over the age of 65 (already paid their dues). If we waive...
January 2012
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Return British Rule To Hong Kong +
Hong Kong’s economy, society, ethics & administrative systems from British colonial legacy are far more advanced & effective than any mainland Chinese city. By conceding Hong Kong, we’ve given unwarranted legitimacy to the CCP & turned a great empire (centred in the British Isles) into “a small, stupid & insignificant island,” (Chinese student studying in the UK, 2012). ...
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CREATE A ST EDMUNDS DAY
ADOPT ST EDMUNDS AS PATRON SAINT OF ENGLAND AND CELEBRATE WITH A BANK HOLIDAY IN JUNE
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created by Trevor King.
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(There is no such person as St Edmunds. Bury St Edmunds is a town in Suffolk. There was a St Edmund, and his feast day is on November 20th - Ed.)
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Teach Science, not belief. Move Evolution to R.E.
Today it is accepted that religious belief should not be taught as science. Science is the analysis of the world around us based on our senses in which we can run quantifyable tests repeatedly and obtain the same outcomes. Religious belief is the application of what a person believes based on faith in things not seen. The Theory of Evolution is a belief held to by its followers with religious...
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A debate for the Existene of God as a Perfect...
We the undersigned ask that the Government take a serious debate into the house of commons regarding the nature of ‘God’ as an Absolute Reality. This reality, we believe, does not change, which promotes us to believe that ‘God’ is a Perfect Vacuum. This theoretical nature of God presupposes a Infinite Continuum in which all things exist as manifestations of...
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Petition Concerning the Use of the Telegraph in...
Unfortunately, the great telegraph system that allowed Britons to communicate with one another and those that are abroad, has been severely damaged. The people of the United Kingdom require a system that would allow them communication at a near-instantaneous level, far faster than regular post. People have often missed, thanks to the relatively slow speed of the regular postal system, many...
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re- commision the "BRITTANIA" for her majestys...
Her Majesty would benefit from the Brittania being re-commisioned from dry-dock to help celebrate her centenary year.It would also be cheaper than starting from scratch.
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created by steven tribe.
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Capitalism vs Socialism divide are unnecessary &...
Throwing money at a bottomless pit will eventually get diminishingly less returns. Private enterprise is there to generate profits, as their survival depends on it. However it is a myth that anything that HMG own would not make any money. Socialism is public ownership with a stated objective of giving benefit to all citizens (like healthcare, schooling, social benefits), though communist...
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Nuclear Attack drills to be practised nationwide
Everyday The U.K is under threat from a possible nuclear attack from countrys all over the world we need to practice drills so the public know what to do in nuclear attack please sign this petition if you agree.
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created by Dr Thomas Moore.
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Turn Nurses Into Doctors
End university degrees in nursing. More doctor degree courses. For all current university degreed nurses in England to be recalled to retrain as Trainee Junior Doctors, with their tuition fees fully paid by national government and them all granted a Bursary as standard. To oblige in England to undertake work placements in Accident and Emergency departments in England’s NHS hospitals...
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Breast implant saga!
The undersigned hereby believe any woman who has purchased industrial grade breast implants for solley cosmetic reasons and wishes to have them surgically removed within the NHS should be means tested, thus would demonstrate the current administration to be buy and large a breast of the situation .
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created by Michael Stewart Donoghue.
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Duke of Exeter -repeal of act
We petition for the repeal of that unjust act of parliament in January,1483 where Anne St. Leger was declared heiress to the entire Exeter estate and restoration of all titles and assets to the Holland family. This act, by which the lands of the Exeter dukedom fell into the hands of the duke’s ex-wife, her lover and his ex- brother-in-law was about enrichment. Henry Holland, 3rd Duke of...
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make sexual relations and marraige between dwarves...
it creates a nation of unwell people who may only live for 30 years and are unable to contribute to society
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created by Freddy Walrond.
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Enforce a consistent definition of a Billion
The use of billion as a unit is becoming an increasingly common monetary unit. The UK’s definition of a billion is the long scale unit - 1 000 000 000 000. However, mass media and government reports frequently substitute the short scale definition for this unit. This makes the usage of billions unnecessarily confusing. I would like the government to take a consistent...
December 2011
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Terrorism
Petition for the UK Government to ban all forms of Terrorism. The Government should also ban everything that is connected to Terrorism and related to Terrorism. The Muslims against Crusades who have now been banned said they wanted to form Emirates in Britain. The Government should ban Emirates from being created in this country and the Government should ban all remaining groups related and...
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Steve Kean Out
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Charter a new town: Create an affordable pragmatic...
Existing towns and cities are very expensive to live in. Parking and traffic can be horrific when trying to get to work for 9:00am. The centre is often crowded at weekends, and during special events. Sign this petition to charter a new, affordable, convenient place to work and live. The new town will contain amenities such as a prison, airport, power plant, rail terminal and ship yard to keep...
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Girls aloud/Robbie Williams videos should be...
Girls aloud videos should be classified 18 certificate because underage children can easily get hold of them and use the explicit materials for sexual purposes which is intended for over 16/18 year olds. Similarly Robbie Williams videos contain explicit adults materials and should be banned for over 18 market.
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created by Donna Kennedy.
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Enclose ALL motorway bridges before somebody is...
After the terrible incidents near Chelmsford in Essex which almost killed at least two people this week, I feel it is absolutely essential that all bridges, road and footpath, that pass over A-Roads, B-Roads, Motorways & Dual Carriageways are enclosed with a steel cage to prevent concrete blocks, stones, bricks and other missiles from being dropped onto passing vehicles. This simple...
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Reset the Debt
The reason the economy is stagnant is because people are not buying anything. They are too busy paying off their debts. The Government is bailing out the banks. The banks are not passing the money on to the people because they do not want them getting into even more debt. It is time for the government to invest in its citizens rather than the banking system. We want the government to pay...
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SAME SEX MARRIAGE NIGERIA SENATE
ATTENTION, PRIME MINISTER U K, I AM IN THE SAME PROBLEM, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, NIGERIA SENATE HAS ENACT LAW TO BAN IT,MY PARTNER IS DEAD ,HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, because of that,PLEASE HOW DOES YOU HELP, SUPPORT TO ME TO RELOCATE, SAVE MY SOULS.
(1 signature)
created by EGAI ZEBULON JOHN.
Petition rejected.
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stop selling crap screws with everything that...
I am totally fed up with the amount of crappy useless screws and rawlplugs supplied with everything from bathroom fittings to cupboards, in fact anything that needs to be attatched to the wall, you get supplied useless screws that dont fit any screwdrivers anyone owns. please make it law that screws must fit scredrivers and be fit for the job and not break or shear off.
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The obsession with a 'twin Earth'
A new earth has been found, and if we continue searching where we cant go, then it willDiscovery of an “Earth-like” planet has generated a wave of excitement, but our fascination with finding other habitable worlds goes back a long way, argues science fiction writer Robert J Sawyer. But what we really want is familiar new worlds - worlds like good old mother Earth, worlds where we...
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ONE JOB per COUPLE in SAME HOUSEHOLD
All couples should only have one person in each household going out to work. This will benefit the children (should there be any) and the unemployed (as more jobs will be available) . The government should recognise the role of whichever partner chooses to stay at home and reward them for doing so.
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created by Denise Clark.
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McCartney Historical Importance
Sir Paul McCartney’s 2003 concert in Moscow’s Red Square was an event of great historical significance. Unfortunately the official film of it seems to have been edited by someone with the attention span of a neutrino - there is barely a scene of the musical content that lasts for more than two seconds, with most of them being in the order of less than half a second. I propose...
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Virtual-Visa's
Virtual-VISA’s afford private-&-civilian aircraft ‘bunny-hop’ overland [UK-USA] landing-&-refuelling France, Germany, Russia, Alaska. Volcanic-ash… groundings easily-addressed ‘missing’ Atlantic-routes. Affording fingerprints & head-&-shoulders JPEG’ prior-to departure lets ‘stop-over’ countries off-load...
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Digital Ancestry-Archive
State owned-&-operated digital-archive addresses technology-upgrade [BetaMax, Super 8, photographs] affording current-&-future generations trace & view ancestors at work, play & study. User-funded & protected-by fingerprints ‘priceless’ archive for-the-most-part of-interest-to extended-families. Promoting broadband-access clearly CRITICAL to UK-Economy. Nice-to...
WE COULD BE OUT OF RECESSION IN DAYS - LET...
A 24 point proposal has been made to get out of recession within days and into fast growth - see here http://a-place-to-stand.blogspot.com/2011/11/we-could-get-out-of-recession-in-days.html Not MP has been willing to say that even one of these proposals would not work, let alone all 24. Politicians of all parties seem resigned to at least 6 more years of recession and claim not to know of any...
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Up with The Daily Sport
I am SO offended by The Daily Sport’s regular tasteless front cover portrayal of women. I want to see it moved to the TOP SHELF where it belongs. We live in a world aiming for equal opportunity… it is unacceptable to portray women as sex objects in this manner for all ages of our society to view alongside genuine ‘news’ papers. The Daily Sport is beyond offensive and I...
Use The Army During The 2012 Olympics
We hear by feel that the UK army should be used to defend the olympics. This would give the necessary impression and also bring an end to anyone wanting to attack Britain during this time.
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created by Jordan Fry.
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(The Government’s adoption of this policy immediately following its posting on Stupid Petitions does not magically make the petition...
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Adopt Berqvistism
Bergqvistism is a new school of economic thought that suggests a centrally controlled inflation and interest rates. £10 is £10, so let’s keep it that way. Banks these days are too complicted, with different interest rates and ISAs. I just want to access my money and that’s all. The government should stop inflation. Remember, WE SET THE MONEY.
(4 signatures)
created by John...
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Authenticate Bank-Transactions
Digitally-capture living-fingerprints, head-&-shoulders JPEG, signature, transactions both at-counter & ATM. Less-secure modern-laptops incorporate webcam & fingerprint-reader; ideally-suited-to remote client-ID. Money-laundering [al Qaeda extortion Manchester Muslim-communities to-at-least 10.29.2003 a matter-of-record].
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created by Stephen Dawson.
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Parents Wanting To Photograph Or Film Their Kids...
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/15364 is a petition wanting clear guidelines. Why should I ask for guildlines on wanting to create and save memories of my child just because someone somewhere tells me I can’t for the safety of my child. Is that not my job as a parent? This ‘country’ is going too far and we have to draw the line somewhere and its here! I, and...
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Unborn child protection
To make sure the government push down on mothers abusing her baby by putting harmful substances in her body and asentually harming her baby.
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created by Hannah Smith.
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PLEASE REMOVE THERESA MAY FROM PARLIMENT SHE...
Theresa may claims that child sex abusers should have the right to adopt or it will become a breech of the predators human rights ..well we the people of this country want her removed from having any say on any issue that invovles children. child abusers DO NOT CHANGE therefore the adopted child will be abused….sex offenders should not be allowed to adopt please remove Theresa may from...
British style operating system for British...
I believe that the current, American operating systems are far too rude and unhelpful. It annoys millions of Britons when they are told that they haven’t plugged in a USB device when they know fine well that they have, an example of this is when a computer can’t detect a webcam. They are told, without fear of contradiction that “There is no webcam connected to the...
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Banning of Piano Accordions in the UK
The UK should ban the use of the piano accordion in bands in the UK. This awful instrument should not be allowed to be used on Stage or recordings on any UK based band. Melodions and two row button accordions will be exempt from this ban
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created by Dec Brennan.
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Royal Family.from male heir to 1st born.this...
if the prime minister wants to change the way the royal family work.(i,e from male heir to 1st born)there must be a referendum.this country is a Democratic country.this should be left up to the people to decide.not the pm or government.
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created by william barker.
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PUT THE POPPY ON THE FLAG
That,as an act of perpetual remembrance, the poppy be incorporated into the national flags,insignia,emblems and any other such national and royal representations,of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
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created by John Fletcher.
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Remove The Word 'Arthritis' From Rheumatoid...
Rheumatoid ‘Arthritis’ is an Auto-Immune Disease. It is second to Cancer. Rheumatoid is a serious illness and is nothing like Arthritis. The name of the disease is offensive to Rheumatoid sufferers. People are then ignorant when we explain to them what we suffer from. People only hear the word Arthritis, not Rheumatoid. Myself and every other Rheumatoid sufferer would love for the...
Ban Children's advertising with children with...
Ban the use of children in adverts aimed at selling nappies or shampoo for example that show children in bathrooms using these products. It is wrong as they lack the understanding to know why they are filmed, which is then broadcast on TV. It is a form of abuse even with the parents consent it should be banned as companies use this for pester-power & money making.
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November 2011
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TWO EXTRA UK BANK HOLIDAYS
I want the Government to add 2 new bank holidays to the UK calendar, one in the spring, between January and May, and the second in the Autumn between September and December. We have fewer public holidays than most other European countries and ours are all concentrated in the summer months. We need an early spring break and an autumn break!
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created by Timothy Hookway.
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Ban Muslim Type Squatter Toilets In Public Places
England is for the English. If people from other faiths and religious backgrounds want to come to England, they should have to adapt to the way we run our country. When I go to a mall and I need the bathroom, i don’t want to squat over a hole in the ground! Thomas Crapper invented the loo for a reason, so that people could have comfort when using it.
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created by Kristopher...
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More toilets in places that serve food.
More toilets in places that serve food, as more people are being diagnoes with irritable bowel illnesses. It would be better if there were more sit down toilets planned for in new builds or renovations. I worked for about a week at an architects and they allocate the number of toilets in a new build based on guidelines rather than the prospect of having more than one person with irritable...
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HMG should consider the future possibility of...
The science of cloning is still developing but now it is possible to clone mammals like sheep, cattle, etc. Although whole human beings should not be cloned as a general principle, HMG clear position on cloning whole humans should be discussed & kept under constant review. Should it be possible to clone a deceased child/person in exceptional circumstances (like after illness, accident or...
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GENOCIDE IN THE UK
ROA 1974 IS A HUMALIATION AND TERROR, TO BE AMMENDED ASAP.
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created by ARCHIBALD WILKINSON.
Petition rejected.
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http://wh.gov/gWC
focus on innovations like the one we have as an internet helping whole world to become more understanding & transformed READER’S DIGEST REMAINED MY FAVORITE MAGAZINE SINCE CHILDHOOD WHICH INSPIRED ME TO CREATE NEW PRODUCTS OR CULTURE OF HELPING PEOPLE IN NEED AND DISASTER WHEN I EXPLORED THE SUBJECT OF DISASTER MANAGEMENT AND EARTHQUAKE ENGINEERING WITH ORIGINAL INSIGHT AND MADE...
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the word 'marriage'
There seems to be a world wide problem on the issue of homosexuals and lesbians wishing to ‘marry’. There are also several petitions both for and against. None seem to tackle the basic issue. The word ‘marriage’ has always been defined as a union between a man and a woman, therefore, homosexuals and lesbians cannot truly ‘marry’. New words are being created...